Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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