um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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