Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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