I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
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CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize