There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
and i looked up. we had an audience...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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