We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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