I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
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Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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Ours, apparently.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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