Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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