the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
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Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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