Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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