this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Randomize
