just come out here and I will go home with you...
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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