The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Randomize