Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
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You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
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