I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
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