11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Randomize
