when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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