god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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