chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
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pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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