O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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