Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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