so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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