I just cut my nipple shaving
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
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I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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