I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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