no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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