doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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