So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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