I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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