She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Randomize
