I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
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I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
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unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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