Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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