I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
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That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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