I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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