Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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