i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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