it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize
