I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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