Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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