I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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