If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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