wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
she told me i tasted like america
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
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i would one night stand the shit outta him
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
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It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize