I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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