? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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