Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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