big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
