You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
false alarm, still single
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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