ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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