she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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