The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
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My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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