yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
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Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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