He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
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He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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