omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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